Yo Ho Hero

Raise the mast on the steadfast Swifter than a bareback seahorse Sailing an uncharted sea course Who could survive such a dangerous mission? Alongside pirates with zero ambition We got the coconuts poured We dropped the hooks overboard And if you get a little sea sick We play a haddock for a hat trick We got the hammocks on the main deck (swingin' low) We got the butler doing the hen-peck (screamin' so) He say we should have been swabbin' the poop deck (we don't know) It's what the other pirates do, do But we're bringin' you Yo ho, hero Standin' in the gap Where'd ya put the toys? Time to take a nap Yo ho, heroes Flighty as a bird Easy is the word Yo, I'm seeing no heroes We're on a limbo craze It's a relic from my limbo days Now we're stuck inside the limbo zone It's where the pirates go with too much time And a missing spine Yo ho, heroes Standin' in the gap Where'd ya put the map? Take another nap Yo ho, heroes Strike a better pose That's the way it goes Yo, I'm seeing no heroes We're on the bad mood swing We haven't done one thing Not even a minimum daily requirement We got the funk without the parliament And if you're feeling a little seasick (rise and shine) And if you wanna get off the guilt trip (now's the time) Because the captain of the main ship (rings the chime) He could be coming before you know him What are ya gonna show him? Go hero Standing in the gap Taking up the slack Following the king's map Go hero Steady as a rock I know it's a shock Yo, there be a hero Go hero Standing in the gap Taking up the slack Following the king's map Go hero Steady at the wheel Keep an even keel Yo, there be the king's hero