Olive, Call Me

If he should choke on a chicken bone

Or walk out into a freak cyclone

I’m just sayin’, Olive… you can call me.

If he’s replaced by an evil clone

Hit by a runaway Winnebago

I’m just sayin’, Olive…

If he should swim out in the ocean

And find he’s treadin’ water in a circle of dorsal fins

If a tree falls in the forest and it falls on him

I’m just sayin’, Olive. I’m just sayin’…

If he should have! An aneurysm!

Or drown in holy water at your nephew’s baptism

While deep sea diving wiped out by an alien organism

I’m just sayin’, Olive…

I wish no evil on a soul

If he croaks, I’m available

I wish you both, a long and happy road

But if he dies Olive, I’m good to go.

I’m good to go!

If he’s seduced by a mermaid queen

Or eats too many fishies full of mercury

I’m just sayin’, Olive…

While on the way to the local gym!

To work his perfect abs and perfect quads and perfect chin,

He should drive his perfect car off of a perfectly disguised cliff

I’m just sayin’, Olive…

I wish no evil on a soul

If he croaks, I’m available

I wish you both, a long and happy road

But if he dies Olive, I’m good to go.

I’m good to go!

I’m good to go, Oh! Oh! Oh!

I’m good to go, Oh! Oh! Oh!

I’m good to go, Oh! Oh! Oh!

I’m good to go, Ohhhh!

Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh!

He may walk a long and happy road

But if dies, Olive, I’m available.

I’m just sayin’, Olive…

Olive, you can call me,

Olive, call me. Olive, I’m just sayin’

Olive, call me. Olive you can call me

Olive, call me…

If his train runs off the rails.

If his dual airbags fail.

Hit by a falling piano!

Head chopped off in a magic show!

Eats a dodgy soya bean!

Found under a vending machine!

I’m just sayin’, Olive!

I wish no evil on a soul

If he croaks, I’m available

I wish you both, a long and happy road

But if he dies Olive, I’m good to go.

So If you’re headin’ up to Kosciuszko,

And you find him under fifteen feet of snow,

Yes if he dies, Olive, I’m good to go! Oh!

I’m good to go! I’m good to go!