Every Picture Tells A Story

(Two, two-two, three) Spent some time feeling inferior Standing in front of my mirror Combed my hair in a thousand ways But it came out looking just the same Daddy said, "Son, you better see the world I wouldn't blame you if you wanted to leave Just remember one thing, don't lose your head To a woman that'll spend your bread" I got out Paris was a place you could hide away If you felt you didn't fit in The French police wouldn't give me no peace They claimed I was a nasty person Down along the left bank, minding my own Was knocked down by a human stampede Got arrested for inciting a peaceful riot When all I wanted was a cup of tea I was accused, I was abused, oh yeah On the Peeking ferry, I was feelin' merry Sailing on my way back here I fell in love with a slit-eyed lady Lord, I was glad I found her Shanghai pill, never used the pill She claimed that it just ain't natural Took me up on deck and bit my neck Oh people, I was glad I found her, yeah whoa Ooh, yeah! I firmly believed that I Didn't need anybody but me I sincerely thought I was so complete But look how wrong you can be Make the best out of the bad joke, man, laugh it off You didn't need to come here anyway Just remember, every picture tells a story, don't it? Every picture tells a story, don't it? Every picture tells a story, don't it? Every picture tells a story, don't it? Every picture tells a story, don't it? Every picture tells a story, don't it? Every picture tells a story, don't it? Every picture tells a story, don't it? Every picture tells a story, don't it? Every picture tells a story, don't it? Every picture tells a story, don't it? Every picture tells a story, don't it? Every picture tells a story, don't it? Every picture tells a story, don't it? Every picture tells a story, don't it? Every picture tells a story, don't it?