Phonogram Sam is a businessman

Count your nails well if you shake his hand

Pays your drinks and stinks of charm for the spell of it

Pulls your teeth and twists your arm for the hell of it

He likes to play it grand

He's that kind of a man, Mr Phonogram

And Phonogram Sam's got a business plan

Stockholders don't listen to college radio

Stockholders won't care or know if you stay or go

You better understand

And leave there if you can

On and on together they will go

Suit and tie can't hide, it's gonna show

Now it's clear but growing dim and in a few years you will be thinking just like him

It's not ok but that's the way it goes

Phonogram Sam to the witness stand

Phonogram Sam to the witness stand

Stands accused for crimes against all humanity

Say your prayers for now you're facing your destiny

Lobotomy you served

Lobotomy you earned

On and on together they will go

Suit and tie can't hide, it's gonna show

Now it's clear but growing dim and in a few years you will be thinking just like him

's not ok but that's the way it goes