Christmas In Hollywood

It's Christmas in Hollywood, Santa's back up in the hood So meet me under the mistletoe, let's fuck It's Hanukkah in Inglewood, the dreidel's spinning in the hood So meet me by the menorah, let's get drunk Ho, ho, ho, Merry Christmas It's Christmas in Hollywood, Santa's back up in the hood So meet me under the mistletoe, let's fuck It's Hanukkah in Inglewood, the dreidels spinning in the hood So meet me by the menorah, let's get drunk J-J-J-Just a little story about last Christmas About some bad kids who were full of wishes We gave some gifts, and then we gave some loving The weird kind of love that you give to your cousin Little Timmy stole from 7-Eleven So we stopped by his house with a pair of sevens We drank in his room with some dude named Kevin But there were still some bad kids who deserved some presents Zack got caught with a bottle of Jack So we slipped down his chimney with an 18-pack He didn't leave cookies, but we needed a snack So we took the beer back, and I fucked him in the ass It's Charlie Scene, got eggnog in my flask The holidays are back and all my presents are wrapped Like, "Oh my God, is that Saint Nick?" Kids, give me your list like it's the 25th Been accused of being a bad kid B-But I get presents as is 'Cause Mrs. Claus just MySpaced me I blew off a date on Christmas Eve So I don't give a fuck if you're naughty or nice You might still get a Rolly and a gang of ice So write your list and never have no fear Have a Hollywood Christmas and an Undead New Year Fuck yeah Now watch the language, ho, ho, ho It's Christmas in Hollywood, Santa's back up in the hood So meet me under the mistletoe, let's fuck It's Hanukkah in Inglewood, the dreidels spinning in the hood So meet me by the menorah, let's get drunk I'm about to serve it up for all you boys and girls Good kids, bad kids, and even Da Kurlzz We were chilling at home and decking the halls So I checked my phone, and Santa had called He said he'd swing by at a quarter to 12 He said that his jolly ass needed some help He said Christmas ain't a day but a way of life "If you guide my sleigh, I'll let you fuck my wife" So we jumped in his sleigh, and it started to jingle Funnier than fuck, you can ask Chris Kringle So we all took flight, but something was fishy He asked for road head and started to kiss me Underneath his suit was just a bunch of pillows Instead of bags of presents, he had bags of dildos I pulled down his beard, and it was a monster It wasn't Saint Nick, it was a fucking imposter When we found out, he started to pout I took my bandanna, and I choked him out I pulled off his beard, then I fucked his mouth Hijacked his sleigh and headed down south I've had a lot of wild nights, but tonight was the craziest I've met a lot of Jeffs, but this one was the shadiest When it comes to cheer, that motherfucker's a Grinch So if you don't like Christmas, fuck you, bitch You kids are in big trouble, oh, boy, ho, ho It's Christmas in Hollywood, Santa's back up in the hood So meet me under the mistletoe, let's fuck It's Hanukkah in Inglewood, the dreidel's spinning in the hood So meet me by the menorah, let's get drunk Let's get drunk Ho, ho, hey, looks like Santa's had a little too much Mada Shavensen eggnog Hey, Hollywood Undead, you're pretty naughty this year I ain't visiting you faggots, so It's Christmas in Hollywood, Santa's back up in the hood So meet me under the mistletoe, let's fuck It's Hanukkah in Inglewood, the dreidel's spinning in the hood So meet me by the menorah, let's get drunk Let's get drunk It's Christmas in Hollywood, Santa's back up in the hood So meet me under the mistletoe, let's fuck It's Hanukkah in Inglewood, the dreidel's spinning in the hood So meet me by the menorah, let's get drunk It's Christmas in Hollywood, Santa's back up in the hood So meet me under the mistletoe, let's fuck It's Hanukkah in Inglewood, the dreidel's spinning in the hood So meet me by the menorah, let's get drunk