Guarantees

Tried to sit down, threw me back in my chair

The tie around my neck was holding me there

I guess I couldn't find what I was hoping to find

For everyone's a hero in their own mind

I should have just listened what everyone said

And worked with my brothers in the mines instead

Working in an office is not what I thought

I spend my time stealing in the hopes I'll get caught

Wrestle the idea that I'm not important

How do I contribute when I'm insubordinate?

I was promised millions of riches

Yeah, that's what I'm pitching

Instead I'm left without a scratch of my wishes

I'm scratchin' more itches

I'm scratchin' more itches

I'm scratchin' more itches

Guarantees, exclusive bars, fast cars, I shoulda' known

No more money, no more sex, no more friends, what you get

You're trying your best, and helping your boss

For givin' you work for the name of the company

I tried to escape the three-piece suits

Shitty desk neglect, back in lost suits

I was promised millions of riches

Yeah, that's what I'm pitching

Instead I'm left without a scratch of my wishes

I'm scratchin' more itches

I'm scratchin' more itches

I'm scratchin' more itches

The company needed me, just like it needed you

The company fired me, just like it fired you

The company sued me, just like it sued you

The company used me, and it'll use you, too