Joe the Paranoiac

come let me tell you about my friend Joe he spends all day sitting by the radio tell him to come out but he won't go he only waiting for the bomb to blow he said some weapons missing and they don't know where they went and one of them might be nuclear and unconfirmed reports have confirmed his fears that today is the day something go happen here ring-a-ling ring-a-ling you hear the sirens sing run for cover the walls are tumbling dong-a-long dong-a-long shout it round the town the ground is shaking and the sky is falling down ring-a-ling ring-a-ling you hear the sirens sing run for cover the walls are tumbling dong-a-long dong-a-long shout it around the ground is shaking and the sky is falling down they have a satellite watching above his head a next camera set up by his bed when he talks on the phone they know what he said you feel all this would have the man upset but he says this he happily endures because nothing else will help him sleep secure and the whole while he feeling reassured i feel that Joe is mistaking the disease for the cure. ring-a-ling ring-a-ling you hear the sirens sing run for cover the walls are tumbling dong-a-long dong-a-long shout it round the town the ground is shaking and the sky is falling down ring-a-ling ring-a-ling you hear the sirens sing run for cover the walls are tumbling dong-a-long dong-a-long shout it around the ground is shaking and the sky is falling down you think Joe would have felt a fool when the bomb he found was just a plumber's tool when the noise in the night was the neighbour's mule the training camp he reported was a Sunday school when the anthrax he took down to the police turned out to be an old hunk of mouldy cheese you think this would put the man mind at ease but he can smell a dirty bomb in a plate of rice and peas joe is sure that his neighbour Samuel belongs to a sleeper cell and when he talks with Ramlogan in the road he feel he giving orders in a secret code and if you hesitate to believe he will declare you and them to be in league and from then on watch your tail or you might be going Guantanamo on a holiday ring-a-ling ring-a-ling you hear the sirens sing run for cover the walls are tumbling dong-a-long dong-a-long shout it round the town the ground is shaking and the sky is falling down ring-a-ling ring-a-ling you hear the sirens sing run for cover the walls are tumbling dong-a-long dong-a-long shout it around the ground is shaking and the sky is falling down