Person 1: Excuse me, could you direct me to the nearest metro?

Person 2: It's just that way go yonder

Person 1: Uhm... Okay, that's perfect!

Yeah, yeah

Could you give me some tea

Could you give me some crumpets

I just some need me some biscuits 'cause I love me some munchin'

I just want to go home (I just want)

Nothing makes sense I want to go home (Go home)

I live in Nottingham, it's a beautiful place

I love Nottingham, it's a beautiful place

I love Nottingham, it's a beautiful place

I love Nottingham, it's a beautiful place

Oh bloody hell, oh aluminium, my name's Peter, or maybe Phillip I gotta go to the bahh.... I have a little mini man in my pocket (Jaffa Cakes)

His name is uh, Teeny Tiny Socket

I named him Peter and my name is Peter

Fiddle faddle, fiddle faddle

I just hit my toe on a paddle

Don't call them cookies, they are called biscuits

Don't call them cookies, I will fucking hit you

I don't like you, you are not from the town

Huh-Nottingham is where I'm from, that's allowed

Okay? I'm allowed to have my own opinion

You're a stupid b-word that's the reason why you're sinning

Uh-huh, go to the catholic church, that's where our nation was founded, HAAHHH!!!

Could you give me some tea

Could you give me some crumpets

I just some need me some biscuits 'cause I love me some munchin'

I just want to go home (I just want)

Nothing makes sense I want to go home (Go home)

I live in Nottingham, it's a beautiful place

I love Nottingham, it's a beautiful place

I love Nottingham, it's a beautiful place

I love Nottingham, it's a beautiful place

Person 1: OIII.... OIII.... Oi, I've never seen you around here

Person 2: Oh, well I'm new, I'm from the other town!

Person 1: Well, Have you ever heard of Skepta?

Person 2: No, could you show me some?

Person 1: Kinda sounds like I'm talking to myself okay here I'll show you some Skepta

I came , I saw

I took the ball

And put it down

And then I ball

I do not care about your dog

That ish is ugly, that shit is bald

I looked at your cat

That cat was ugly

She looked like a mother

Was ugly

I don't understand you

I'm Skepta, and I reprimand you

All of my money come straight out the roof, just like a juice

Yeah, yeah, I'm Big Banarde and i got somede ubbudu all on my juice

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, look at me look at the look at my youth

Yuh yuh, look at my eyes and i'll give you a piece of the crumpet and juice

I live in a tiny little house with tiny little crumpets

And I ate a little pocket and I ate some cranberries for breakfast

I eat little cranberries in my wittle berry

I have little berries in my berry baby boo

Could you give me some tea

Could you give me some crumpets

I just some me some biscuits 'cause I love me some munchin'

I just want to go home (I just want)

Nothing makes sense I want to go home (Go home)

I live in Nottingham, it's a beautiful place

I love Nottingham, it's a beautiful place

I love Nottingham, it's a beautiful place

I love Nottingham, it's a beautiful place

Could you give me some tea

Could you give me some crumpets

I just some me some biscuits 'cause I love me some munchin'

I just want to go home (I just want)

Nothing makes sense I want to go home (Go home)

I live in Nottingham, it's a beautiful place

I love Nottingham, it's a beautiful place

I love Nottingham, it's a beautiful place

I love Nottingham, it's a beautiful place