I Wanna Be a Dog

I wanna be a dog I wanna lay around all day Don't wanna be part of the stupid games that people play I wanna be a dog Throw all my cares away Cant wait for you to get back home, so that we can play I wanna be a dog A dog I wanna be a dog You can teach me how to beg I'll lick my balls and then when you get home, I'll hump your leg I wanna be a dog Just don't be cruel to me Don't wanna be in one of those commercials on TV I'll always be right by your side, when I see all the tears you cry I'll sit next to you at night Switch my ears out all the time I wanna be the best fucking friend you've ever had Cuz your so rad I wanna be a dog I wanna be a dog I wanna be a dog I wanna be a dog