Thank God the Tiki Bar Is Open

Thank God the tiki bar is open Thank God the tiki torch still shines Thank God the tiki bar is open Come on in and open up your mind I was out on a leave of absence With no resemblance to reality Felt like a rocket launched in the great blue yonder By the boys down at Kennedy I checked into his majesty's court hotel Where the sign said praise his name I was tired and alone I couldn't sleep too well But I don't think he was to blame There's a full moon over the Gulf tonight And a full moon in my mind But my suntan dreams are still out of reach Cuz the strippers be robbing me blind Well his name was Hollywood David Wright And sailed the Ka'Tiki Yeah the king is gone but he'll not be forgotten Nor his like will we ever see Some say a drink ain't no solution But it sure can calm your fears And if that tiki bar closes down tonight Well I just might disappear