Christmas Bells

Christmas bells are ringing Christmas bells are ringing Christmas bells are singing How time flies when compassion dies No sleigh bells, no candy canes No yule log, no tinsel No holly, no hearth No "Santa Claus is coming" 'Cause Santa Claus ain't coming No room at the Holiday Inn, oh no And it's beginning to snow How about a fur in perfect shape Owned by an MBA from uptown? I got a tweed broken in by a greedy Broker who went broke and then broke down You don't have to do this Hush your mouth, it's Christmas I do not deserve you, Angel Give, give (wait) All you do (what's on the floor?) Is give, give me some way (let's see some more) To show (no, no, no, oh no) How you've touched me so Kiss me, it's beginning to snow She said, "Would you light my candle?" Then she put on a pout And she wanted you to take her out tonight? (Right) She got you out She was more than okay But I pushed her away It was bad, I got mad And I had to get her out of my sight There, that's her (Maureen?) Mimi (woah) I should go home, it's beginning to Follow the man, follow the man With his pockets full of the jam Follow the man, follow the man (got any D, man?) Follow the man, follow the man (got any C, man?) Got any X? Any smack? Any horse? Any joogie boogie boy? Any blow? Hey (hey) I just wanna say I'm sorry for the way (forget it) I blew up Can I make it up to you? (How?) Dinner party? (That'd do) Hey, lover boy, cutie pie You steal my client, you die You didn't miss me, you won't miss her You'll never lack for customers Wish me luck, Alison, the protest is on (Got any C, man?) L.L. Bean, Geoffrey Beene Burberry zip-out lining (Got any D, man?) Mark, this is Mimi Hi, she'll be dining with us (Got any B, man?) here's a new arrival That is an ounce (Got any crack?) hats, dats, bats, that's my coat (Got any X?) we give discounts (Got any C, man?) I think we've met Let's get a better one, it's a sham (Got any D, man?) that's what he said I said it's a gram But she's a thief (Got any B, man?) but she brought us together Which investor's coming? (Got any crack?) I'll take the leather (Got any X?) your father? Damn (Got any C, man?) Let's go to the lot Maureen's performing Who's Maureen? His ex (But I am over here) I should tell you, I should tell you Let's not hold hands yet (is that a warning?) I just need to take it slow I should tell you, I should tell you I should tell you, I should tell you I should tell you, I And it's beginning to And it's beginning to And it's beginning to Joanne, which way to the stage? Snow