Hailing Taquitos

What is that up in the sky? Oww! Hailing taquitos It's hailing taquitos At the park, over the yard Put on your bike helmet 'cause they're coming down hard Hailing taquitos It's hailing taquitos Guacamole, sour cream Is it nightmare or is it a dream? (Is it a dream?) They're crunchy and they're fried (So fried) And they're falling from the sky (From the sky) You might want to stay inside (Lookout!) (Ow, my eye!) News flash, important information Taquito's coming down all over the nation Portland, Denver, Austin, Poughkeepsie It's a Taquito apocolypse-y Hailing taquitos It's hailing taquitos Run for cover, don't be slow There's beef, and chicken, and potato Hailing taquitos It's hailing taquitos Corn tortillas rolled up tight Coming down fast with no end in sight (No end in sight) They're greasy and they're hot (So hot) They keep falling from the sky (They keep on falling) They're kind of pointy so they hurt a lot (Dude, watch out!) (Ow, my other eye!) (Oh, why?) (What is that?) (It's the tacobot 3000) (He's shooting the taquitos with his taco ray) (And turning them into harmless tacos) (We're saved) (Hooray!) (It's a miracle) Hailing taquitos It's hailing taquitos Aww, aww, aww, aww (Beef, chicken, potato, cheese) Hailing taquitos It's hailing taquitos Aww, aww, aww, aww (Beef, chicken, potato, cheese) (Once again, thanks to the tacobot 3000, humanity was saved) (Or was it?) (Ow, my first eye again) (Ooh)