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Try Me
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Soundtrack
Try Me was released on January 1, 1987 by Verve (Adult Contemporary) as a part of the album She Loves Me (1963 Original Broadway Cast Recording) [1987 Remastered]
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Melodicness
Acousticness
Valence
Danceability
Energy
BPM148

Credits

Lyrics

I have trained myself, going shelf by shelf
And I know every item in the store
Every tube, jar, box, bottle, carton and container
Where they are, what they cost, what they're for
Although it's something you have never thought about
Mr. Marachek, try me
You need a man who knows the business inside out
Mr. Marachek, try me
You need help, or I'd have never spoken
And why break someone in
When I'm already broken?
In this emergency I wouldn't let you down
Mr. Marachek, try me
Oh, I can see by the uncertain way you frown
That you've asked yourself, "Why me?"
For first class clerking and conscientious working
Mr. Marachek, why not try me?
All right. This cream is sour. Very sour. Take it back
You wish to return this jar, madam?
Certainly right you are, madam
You say it smells like a drowned-ed cat?
It does at that
At Marachek's, madam, we claim with pride
The customer must be satisfied
The customer must be satisfied
By the way, we have a special sale on Autumn Heather
Let me spray some on your hand
Here, we'll smell it together
(Spoken)
It has the three elements of good perfume: attractive to
The nose, invisible to the eye, and functional. (sung)
My wife has used it time and again
It's very appealing to us men
I use it myself every now and then
I'll take it
Certainly, madam. Oh, Miss Ritter! Miss Ritter?
(Sung)
That's twenty and six for the Autumn Heather
Eight and three for the cream
Thirty-two even for that bottle of Mermaid Stream
One and three for the eyebrow pencil
Nine for the large shampoo
And then for the jar you're bringing back
That's four and two for you
That's a total of ninety-eight
Less four and two for the jar
Out of a hundred
Here's your change
Five and two
There you are
(Spoken)
The biggest sale in several years, I believe!
(Sung)
Thank you, madam, please call again
Glad I could help, here is my card
Thank you, madam, please call again
Do call again
Madam
I would gladly grow a mustache if you'd like
Mr. Marachek, try me
I would even think of giving up my bike
Mr. Marachek, try me
For first class clerking and conscientious working
Mr. Marachek, why not try me?
Written by: Ralph Williams & Ludwig Donath
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