What Is a Man

There are so many, so many fish in the sea

Must I want the one who's not for me?

It's just my foolish way, what can I do about it?

I'm much too used to love to be without it

What is a man? Is he an animal?

Is he a wolf or is he a mouse?

Is he the cheap or the dear kind?

Is he champagne or the beer kind?

What is a man? Is he a stimulant?

Good for the heart but bad for the nerves

Nature's mistake since the world began

What makes me give, what makes me live

What is this thing called man?

Hello, Jack, I can't keep the appointment

Oh, I have an awful cold

Hello, Frank, I have to meet my husband

Now, please, please don't scold

Hello, hello, love

What is a man? Is he a stimulant?

Good for the heart but bad for the nerves

Nature's mistake since the world began

They're all alike but they're all I like

What is this thing called man?