Candy Store

Are we gonna have a problem? You got a bone to pick? You've come so far Why now are you pulling on my dick? I'd normally slap your face off And everyone here could watch But I'm feeling nice Here's some advice Listen up, biatch! I like! Looking hot, buying stuff they cannot I like! Drinking hard, maxing Dad's credit card I like! Skipping gym, scaring her, screwing him I like! Killer clothes, kicking nerds in the nose! If you lack the balls You can go play dolls Let your mommy fix you a snack Or you could come smoke Pound some rum and coke In my Porsche with the quarterback Woah! Woah! Woah! Honey, whatchu waitin' for? Welcome to my candy store Time for you to prove You're not a loser anymore Then step into my candy store Guys fall at your feet, pay the check, help you cheat All you have to do say goodbye to Shamu That freak' not your friend I can tell in the end If she had your shot she would leave you to rot! 'Course if you don't care Fine! Go braid her hair Maybe Sesame Street is on Woah! Or forget that creep And get in my Jeep Let's go tear up someone's lawn Woah! Woah! Woah! Honey, whatchu waiting for? Welcome to my candy store You just gotta prove You're not a pussy anymore Then step into my candy store You can join the team Or you can bitch and moan You can live the dream Or you can die alone You can fly with eagles Or if you prefer Keep on testing me And end up like her! Veronica, look! Ram invited me to his homecoming party, see? I told you there was still something there! This proves he's been thinking about me! Color me stoked! I'm so happy! Woah! Honey, whatchu waiting for Shut up, Heather! Step into my candy store! Woah, time for you to prove You're not a lame ass anymore Then step into my candy store! It's my candy store It's my candy It's my candy store It's my candy It's my candy store It's my candy store!