To best enjoy this album, sit 4 to 8 feet away from quality speakers

Create a triangle with your head in those speakers

Do not turn down your mids

Clean your ears

Sit on something with back support

Wear loose fitting clothing

Avoid overhead lighting

Close your eyes

To best understand the material

Work part time

Make less than $20,000 a year

Grow your hair out

Live under constant threat of eviction

Wait until your bills arrive in pink envelopes before paying them

Have a pregnancy scare

Have highly personal and easily misunderstood goals

Maintain a healthy body weight

Always have a scheme or a poorly thought out plan

Wake after nine but before noon

Have roommates regardless of your age

Be a success sexually but remember your failures

Understand the world wasn't made for you

Understand your parents are just people and be nice to them based on merit

Understand sexual partners know you better than your friends and treat them warmly

Have definite opinions but understand the world does not care

Judge people on how they will fit into a D&D campaign

Love animals

Do not treat retarded people like lepers

Really don't treat lepers like lepers

Be kind to people

Listen to Renee and Angela

Do not be afraid of other people's opinions

Understand art has a context and don't dismiss things outright

Don't resent people with money. don't be married

Do not have children

Avoid hard drugs, they make you talk too loud and that's annoying

Understand people have the right to be tasteless

Approach doors with confidence and not fear

Attach yourself to people who are funny, distance yourself from uptight squares

Embrace the media

Try new things