W.U.G.

Ever know a guy for a while One on one And you're like, "wow, why can't I make things work," "With this guy socially, what's wrong with me?" You're dripping with sweat And you feel so inept It really sucks You start second guessing yourself You just can't find the groove with him You scrounge around to fill his long pauses You're working hard, getting nowhere Like a spider in a toilet bowl But then something magical happens You see someone else interacting with him, interacting with him And they're struggling the same way that you were Then you realize he's the problem, not you He's just a wildly unlikeable guy You're fine, you're fine, you're fine He's just a wildly unlikeable guy You're fine, you're fine, you're fine Oh! Everyone's soul leaves their body when they talk to this guy So I won't feel guilty when my body remains But my soul's on the beach like Andy Dufresne After I make a joke and he doesn't laugh but he says: "There's actually some truth to that..." Don't blame yourself for feeling like you just ran a 5k After trying to make it work with this fair enough-er 'Cause that person talking to him now Is also in a deep screeching hell It's like a PT Cruiser came alive and then it read 'The Game' You ask him questions you know the answers to "Were fairy tales originally darker than the versions we know today?" Just to keep the ball in the air "Yes, in Hans Christian Anderson's 'Little Mermaid', She actually dies in the end, and Flounder had a gambling addiction." Oh, thank God, that should buy me two minutes of regulated breathing He talks with his eyes closed for so long Do you think I have time to run a quick errand without him noticing? It's just a few things from Office Depot and Staples That's it, I'll be right back, I'll be right back He's only comfortable with complete control and authority They should invent something for guys with this kind of affliction Like a VR system where he can believe he's in a perpetual state Of giving you a tour of his house When he says, "how long you in town?" He thinks his vibe is all Don Draper But really it's more Hertz Rent-a-Car Vroom vroom It's just a wildly unlikeable guy You're fine, you're fine, you're fine It's just a wildly unlikeable guy You're fine, you're fine, you're fine