Let's Generalize About Men (feat. Rachel Bloom, Donna Lynne Champlin, Vella Lovell & Gabrielle Ruiz)

Right now, we're angry and sad It's our right to get righteously mad At every member of the opposite sex Oh God, we hate them! Let's not distinguish between them at all Let's just drink a lot more alcohol And then high-five each other As we make a bunch of blanket statements Let's generalize about men Let's generalize about men Let's take one bad thing about one man And apply it to all of them Let's conflate all the guys Let's generalize about men All men are completely repressed (uh-huh) All men only want to have sex There are no exceptions All three billion men are like this All 3.6 billion men All men are emotionally stunted When asked how they feel, every man's always grunted And why do men never listen and only think about themselves As opposed to women Who always listen and never think about themselves? Ooh, I hear you girl! Let's generalize about men Let's generalize about men Let's get super-lit And not admit This is some kind of primal ritual we need now and then Maybe our spirits will rise If we generalize about men All men are stupid and childish Even the ones who are smart and mature All every man does every day Is watch porn, eat wings, burp, fart, and snore Hey, what about gay men? Oh no, they're fine Gay men are all really great Every single one They're never mean, just sassy They're all completely adorable and fun So let's focus for now on straight men Let's just generalize about them They're all monsters They're murderers They're rapists Totally Wait, I have sons Your sons are gonna be rapists