Squeaky Wheel

This squeaky wheel doesn't want any grease I'm just rolling along like I do I can't help it if I turn people's heads I'm not trying to This squeaky wheel does not want any grease How do you do Rolling out of town, early one morning Set out on the southbound 99 The Highway Patrol pulled up alongside, waved me over I really didn't have the extra time He said, son, don't worry, you weren't breaking any laws I was admiring your fine old Cadillac I said, admire it if you must, if you can see it through my dust And I slammed on the gas without looking back Well this squeaky wheel doesn't want any grease I'm just rolling along like I do I can't help it if I turn people's heads I'm not trying to This squeaky wheel does not want any grease How do you do Out on the road for a month at a stretch I get to where I miss my baby so I'd never do a thing she didn't want me to do And I feel terrible about leaving her alone But this pretty little thing, well she's looking at my ring And she walks up to me and she moans She says, boy, you sure look sad, I say I miss my baby bad Would you kindly leave me alone Well this squeaky wheel doesn't want any grease I'm just rolling along like I do I can't help it if I turn people's heads I'm not trying to This squeaky wheel does not want any grease How do you do Well after all these years of stepping out on the stage And singing all these songs that I wrote I still get kind of nervous, there's a shaking in my hand And a tell-tale bravado in my throat But there's a luttle cure that I use on every tour And it fits right in the pocket of my coat The doctor says to quit, though I don't disagree with it I have learned not to fix what isn't broke Well this squeaky wheel doesn't want any grease I'm just rolling along like I do I can't help it if I turn people's heads I'm not trying to This squeaky wheel does not want any grease How do you do This squeaky wheel does not want any grease Well this squeaky wheel does not want any grease This squeaky wheel does not want any grease How do you do