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Long John
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Comedy
Long John was released on December 1, 2007 by Blonde Medicine Holdings LLC as a part of the album I'm Cool with Being Third
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Release DateDecember 1, 2007
LabelBlonde Medicine Holdings LLC
LanguageEnglish
Melodicness
Acousticness
Valence
Danceability
Energy
BPM145

Credits

PERFORMING ARTISTS
Dave Waite
Dave Waite
Performer
COMPOSITION & LYRICS
Dave Waite
Dave Waite
Songwriter

Lyrics

I can't go to, I can't go to Long John Silver's without acting like a
Douchebag. Anybody else? Just me? Alright. Every time I go in that
Place, I gotta put on that cardboard pirate hat. Put that on
Start walking around like a pirate, like, "Arrr, hush puppies!
" Then I go up to the cashier, I'm like, "Can I rub your
Treasure chest? Make a grab for your booty." And when they're
Throwing me out, I, uh, I like to ring that bell they have
In there. Ding, ding, ding, mutiny! You bastards wouldn't
Treat Johnny Depp this way. That one is pretty good, I agree
Written by: Dave Waite
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