The Squip Enters

Oh!

Target female inaccessible

Jeremy?

Woah, what the hell?

Calibration in process

Please excuse some mild discomfort

Mild?

Jeremy, what's wrong?

Dude, that freak is freaking out

Calibration complete

Access procedure initiated

No, wait, I'm fine, I just

Discomfort level may increase

Ahh!

Accessing neural memory

Accessing muscle memory

Access procedure complete

Jeremy here

Welcome to your Super Quantum Unique Intel Processor

You square

You look like Keanu Reeves

My default mode, but I can see you may prefer to take instructions

From Batman, Beyoncé, a sexy anime cat girl with a tail

Uh, Keanu's fine

Can everyone see you?

I exist only in your mind

All they see is you having an animated

Conversation with yourself, so don't do that

Just think of me like you're telepathic

Like in X-Men?

I can see this is going to be difficult

You wanna be more chill

Oh, you mean cool

I do not