The devil's in the bathroom
Counting out his money
While I was in the bedroom
Land of milk and honey
Babies play in sandbox land
Quite the sight to see
Nubiles on the rooftops
Binoculars for free
And all I wanted was you
To come and play with me
Now I was out there sleepin'
Just tryin' to make a buck
But daylight now was creepin'
All the windows shut
Girlfriend's off in TV land
Dope on a soap
We video the cartoons
Now that's where there's hope
Those neon signs were blinking
Calling me outside
Tonnes of crosstown traffic
I never could abide
Better throw my shoes on
I'm gonna chase some cars
Those corner stores are closing
I get my pack of tar
Now little sister's saving the time of the day
The birthday suits we play in
Had better go away
Someone started waving
I'd better shut 'em up
Never mind your reasons
You'd better give it up
