Let Me Have It!

The human took my brand new play thing They put it away under lock and key The human said that it wasn't made for me Let me have it, let me have it, let me have it They won't let me scratch on the couch or carpet They only let me scratch on my cat tree But I don't care that it wasn't made for me Let me have it, let me have it, let me have it The human bought me a brand new play thing A treat and some catnip in a ball But suddenly I don't want to play at all I don't like it, I don't like it, I don't like it I wait 'til the human has gone to bed then I bounce like a wild child off the wall They say "come to bed" but I'm not sleepy at all I don't like it, I don't like it, I don't like it My human is more than just a play thing And I know how to entertain myself I've got lots of toys but I want what's on the shelf Let me have it, let me have it, let me have it I trust in my human to always love me There's one thing I'll ask for just in case At the end of the day give me kisses on my face Let me have it, let me have it, let me have it But don't forget, kitties own the human race Let me have it, let me have it, let me have it