I've got the curse of Diana's tongue
I'm a snake oil salesman
A sucker's born every week
Who wouldn't know when you've failed 'em
I'm a liar
A cheat
A swindler
With a lifetime guarantee
And for the right price
I wouldn't think twice
To sell you fifty percent of me
Could you believe a liar?
Could you believe a liar?
Could you believe a liar?
Liar
Even if that liar
Even if that liar is me
Could you believe a liar?
Could you believe a liar?
Could you believe a liar?
Liar
Even if that liar
Even if that liar is me
I got the luck of a black cat
Born on a Friday thirteen
Steppin' under ladders
No matter
To get to what's underneath
I'm a liar
A cheat
A swindler
But that you'd never know
Ladies think I'm letting them in
But I'm only letting them go
Could you believe a liar?
Could you believe a liar?
Could you believe a liar?
Liar
Even if that liar
Even if that liar is me
Could you believe a liar?
Could you believe a liar?
Could you believe a liar?
Liar
Even if that liar
Even if that liar is me
Could you believe a liar?
Could you believe a liar?
Could you believe a liar?
Liar
Even if that liar
Even if that liar is me
Could you believe a liar?
Could you believe a liar?
Could you believe a liar?
Liar
Even if that liar
Even if that liar is me
