The Purple People Eater #2

This is Gordon G. Goodvoice with an on the spot report

I'm standing at this moment about 50

Feet from where it actually landed

I have an intelligent looking man, an

Eye witness here who saw the whole thing

Sir, would you tell us what you saw?

Well I saw this thing coming out of the

Sky, he had one long horn and one big eye

I commenced to shaking, I said "Oo-wee!

He looked like a purple people eater to me"

What was it really, sir?

It was a one-eyed, one-horned, flying purple people eater

A one-eyed, one-horned, flying purple people eater?

A one-eyed, one-horned, flying purple

People eater, sure looked strange to me

Then what happened?

He came down to earth and lit in a tree

And I said "Mr. Purple People Eater, don't eat me"

I heard him say in a voice so gruff

"I wouldn't eat you, 'cause you're so tough"

It was a one-eyed, one-horned, flying purple people eater

Sir, would you explain how you made that amazing little sound?

Yeah man, that's easy, I just modulated my voice

Amazing

I said "Mr. Purple People Eater, what's your line?"

He said "Eating purple people is sure fine

But that's not the reason I come to land

I wanna get a job in the monkey's band"

He was a cactus-toed, rocket boat, flying purple people eater

A pigeon-toed, undergrowth, flying purple people eater

A one-eyed, one-horned, flying purple people eater

Sure looked strange to me

Then he swung from a tree and he lit on the ground

And I started to rock, really rockin' around

A crazy ditty with a swingin' tune

"Sing a bop-bop, a boop-a-lap, a loom-bam-boom"

It was a one-eyed, one-horned, flying purple people eater

What happened to him, did he fly away?

No, man, you see that little purple guy standing right over there?

You mean the one with the horn in his head?

That's right

Amazing

Hey, come here little purple shorty

Turn up that horn in your head and play one for us, okay?

Amazing

Yeah, boy, play it Purp

I call him Purple Shorts

Amazing

Hey little short purple shorty

Would you like a little short purple drink or something?

Amazing

Yeah