Big Dark World

There's a ghost living underneath the stairs, says he's Sad and lonesome, no one seems to care Anymore about the noises he makes in the night They're too busy watching horror films to get a fright There's an island somewhere in the sea, we could Go and live there, and build a house of trees Ride a dolphin in the ocean into the sun But the water's filled with great whites and loaded guns Ooh, it's a big dark world Ooh, keep your eyes out, girl There's a forest somewhere in the hills with a Bloody river and hunters out to kill And a wolf in a red coat with a grin He's got granny in the basement, don't let him in! There's a mountain somewhere far away with an Angry yeti, he needs a holiday All the tourists on the summit don't see him anymore They're too busy taking selfies to hear him roar! Ooh, it's a big dark world Ooh, keep your eyes out, girl Ooh, it's a big dark world Ooh, keep your eyes out, girl Ooh, it's a big dark world Ooh, keep your eyes out, girl