Two Brothers... It's Just Two Brothers

Driving in our van When the meteor strikes Giant fucking cat creatures Emerge from the dust Scratching Biting Clawing There is no end in sight Then a fucking tornado Interrupts our fight A Mexican Armada Comes from space to join the battle Armed with tomato guns To slaughter us like cattle How the hell did Mexicans get spaceships All of this happening at once is bullshit We will not fail For we share a strong bond Two brothers fighting Til our strength is gone Even through creatures of hell And mother nature's wrath We will fight til the end Til we take our final breath The army of old women approaches from behind For a cross attack with the Mexican armada The battle was long and hard but now That is the least of our problems The Moon Crashes into the Earth There will be no survivors How did things get so bad What the fuck do we do with that