Driving in our van
When the meteor strikes
Giant fucking cat creatures
Emerge from the dust
Scratching Biting Clawing
There is no end in sight
Then a fucking tornado
Interrupts our fight
A Mexican Armada
Comes from space to join the battle
Armed with tomato guns
To slaughter us like cattle
How the hell did Mexicans get spaceships
All of this happening at once is bullshit
We will not fail
For we share a strong bond
Two brothers fighting
Til our strength is gone
Even through creatures of hell
And mother nature's wrath
We will fight til the end
Til we take our final breath
The army of old women approaches from behind
For a cross attack with the Mexican armada
The battle was long and hard but now
That is the least of our problems
The
Moon
Crashes into the Earth
There will be no survivors
How did things get so bad
What the fuck do we do with that
