Pissed on My Leg

Woke up drunk the other day Went to the bathroom to take a pee Someone left down the toilet seat So the piss got all over me Pissed on my leg I pissed on my leg Pissed on my leg I pissed on my leg Woke up drunk, late as fuck Pissed on myself but I don't give a fuck Piss in my pants, piss on the couch Piss in my hair, there's piss everywhere Pissed on my leg I pissed on my leg Pissed on my leg I pissed on my leg Why the fuck does this always happen to me Why'd ya go leave down the toilet seat If it's brown then flush it down Another day in any town Pissed on my leg I pissed on my leg Pissed on my leg I pissed on my leg Pissed on my leg Pissed on my leg I pissed on my mother-fuckin' leg