Ain't Nobody Here But Us Chickens

Here's a little tune that's dedicated to man's best friend The chicken, that's right No argument from this crowd There ain't nobody here but us chickens One night farmer Brown was taking the air Locked up the barnyard with the greatest of care Into the henhouse something stirred When he hollered "Who's there?" This is what he heard "There ain't nobody here but us chickens There ain't nobody here at all So quiet yourself, stop all that fuss There ain't nobody here but us" Kindly point that gun, the other way And hobble, hobble, hobble 'til the break of day 'Cause there ain't nobody here but us chickens Sure ain't nobody at all An' you stompin' around, and a-shakin' the ground Well, you're kickin' up an awful dust We chickens tryin' to sleep and you butt in And hobble, hobble, hobble, hobble, with your chin 'Cause tomorrow is a busy day We got things to do, we got eggs to lay We got ground to dig and worms to scratch It takes a lot of sittin', gettin' chicks to hatch There ain't nobody here but us chickens, honey Nobody at all So quiet yourself, enough of that fuss There ain't nobody here but us Kindly point that gun the other way And hobble, hobble, hobble, hobble, hobble 'til the break of day Play the horn there Saxophone Well tomorrow is a busy day We got things to do, we got eggs to lay We got ground to dig and worms to scratch It takes a lot of sittin', gettin' chicks to Ain't nobody here but us roosters, honey So quiet yourself, enough of that fuss There ain't nobody here, nobody but us Kindly point that gun the other way And hobble, hobble, hobble 'til the break of day "Hey, hey boss man, now what do you say?" "It's easy pickings There ain't nobody here but us chickens" Oh yeah