Jubilee (Live at the BBC)

Jubilee slouches in the settee

He's losing all will to move

He gone divy too much telly

He watching twenty-four hours of rubbish

He got butane, he got plastic bags

His eyes are going square

Oh yeah

He no raver, just antisocial

He not going to cut his hair

He dresses incorrectly, no-one told him seventeen

He not mean enough

He dresses incorrectly, no-one told him seventeen

He not keen on being like anyone else

Jubilee's dad, billy banker

Thinks his son's a slob

Should get out more, stop scabbing

He really should go and get a job

He dresses incorrectly, no-one told him seventeen

He not mean enough

He dresses incorrectly, no-one told him where to go

But he just don't get out enough

He dresses incorrectly, no-one told him talk to girls

But he's just too spotty

He dresses incorrectly, no-one told him seventeen

He not keen on being like anyone else

So he just plays on his computer games

He dresses incorrectly, no-one told him seventeen

He not mean enough

He dresses incorrectly, no-one told him where to go

But he just don't get out enough

He dresses incorrectly, no-one told him talk to girls

But he's just too spotty

He dresses incorrectly, no-one told him seventeen

He not keen on being like

Anyone he's not being like

Anyone jubilee's not like

Anyone else