Long List Of Heartaches

You're at the top of my long list of heartaches Right out there with the worst of the worst I've ever known A real master of disaster, you're my number one mistake And you're holding down your spark At the top of my long list of heartaches When we first met I knew you were a cut above the rest With mere determination you've proved to be the best They'll be singing your praises a hundred years from now Congratulations, well, here's to you, stand up, take a bow You're at the top of my long list of heartaches Right out there with the worst of the worst I've ever known A real master of disaster, you're my number one mistake And you're holding down your spark At the top of my long list of heartaches My world's been torn to pieces more than a time or two But nothing could prepare me for the things you put me through When I compare my love's gone wrong, I think it's safe to say No competition, or next to you, you've blown 'em all away You're at the top of my long list of heartaches Right out there with the worst of the worst I've ever known A real master of disaster, you're my number one mistake And you're holding down your spark At the top of my long list of heartaches A real master of disaster, you're my number one mistake And you're holding down your spark At the top of my long list of heartaches