I Love Ping Pong (If I Had Another Life)

If I had another life I would never walk straight All the things I love to do Other people love to hate Wear my shoes on my ears And my hat on my feet Park the car in the kitchen And take a bath in the street I love Ping Pong, I love bums, love the Three Stooges And those crazy drums I like lovers who don't vote the same And lying on my bed In the stars and the rain, o yeah If I had another life, I would run, run, run have some fun But seriously If I had another life I would run for president Feed the pigeons in the park Never pay the rent Jerry Garcia Secretary of State Declares money illegal Now, wouldn't that be great I love Ping Pong, I love bums Anchovy pizza And those crazy drums I like lovers Who don't vote the same And lying on my bed In the stars and the rain, o yeah If I had another life I would do it all again Run a movie from the middle Beginning at the end Try to miss the target And win the biggest score Tell my dad I love him Like I never did before I love Ping Pong, I love bums Love the Honeymooners And those crazy drums I like lovers Who don't vote the same And talking to my father In the stars and the rain, o yeah If I had another life, if I had another life, if I had another life, if I had another life