Some Preachers

Some preachers came by my house the other day

They want to know why I talk about preachers that way

Said they didn't like the things I had to say

I said if the shoe fits you I'm talking about you too

But if it don't do what the Lord want you to do

Go back to the church and try to save some souls

Don't be like them preachers taking sisters and making holes

Some preachers ain't shit

Some preachers they need to quit

I used to wonder why them preachers preach so long

Five sisters on the front row ain't got no bras on

Coochie's open wide just grinnin' and smilin'

Preacher keep jumping look at him just wildin'

Got oil in his hand he calling for a prayer line

Whistlin' sisters in who wanna sixty-nine

Two sisters jumped up and screamed hallelujah

I said why y'all ladies let the preacher sock it to you

Tell me why y'all ladies and why y'all love the preacher

Is it because God like the way he eat ya

Some preachers ain't shit

Some preachers need to quit

When I'm down at the altar my sins I'm trying to pardon

But I can't concentrate preacher talking about a damn budget

You pay your offering and pay your ten percent

Preacher don't give a damn if you don't pay your rent

Pay your light bill, water bill, and your mortgage too

Preacher don't give a damn want the money keep coming through

Money, money, money, money

And money, money, money, yeah

If y'all got a preacher like that vote his ass get him out of there

Some preachers ain't shit

Some preachers sure need to quit

Faggots singing in the choir and bulldaggers too

I said why miss a preacher said they God's people too

You need to try and try to get them straight

Cause if you don't they'll be at hell's gate

I just found out my wife ain't nothing but a liar

Said she was at the church the other night for helping with the choir

I just found out from the preacher's head deacon

He had my wife at the motel laying up freaking

I want all my money back that I put in the offering plate

I wanna kick the preacher's ass for the fried chicken he done ate

I ain't mad at the preacher for laying up with my wife

I had sister X sister Beth and I had her twice

When you point a finger we point it back at you

I can see myself I need forgiving too

Some preachers ain't shit

Some preachers sure need to quit

Some preachers ain't shit