Oakland Nights (feat. Sia)

Step into my crib, everything smell like Coolwater And if you're coming to mine, you know it's Drakkar Noir Now have a seat on this couch made of horse leather I'm told the horse that it's from could run fast and far Whoo, that shit is sexy Tell the maître'd at your booty to expect me I'm solo and I'm flexin', but don't try to Soloflex me NordicTrack all day Squats in the living room, can I get a witness? The greatest aphrodisiac is physical fitness (oh) So take off your Guess and let go of your stress 'Cause the classiest shit is what comes next Silk robes and kimonos Silk robes and kimonos Change outta your own clothes These athletic days, but oh, those Oakland nights Silk robes and kimonos It's our pleasure to loan those Pumps and pantsuits all day, all work, no play, no way It's time for Oakland nights (ooh) In the bedroom, champagne on ice I make erotic shadow puppets in the candlelight Your hair's crimped, all frizzy 'cause you're frivolous I feel like Macho Man and you my Miss Elizabeth (yeah) Sizzlish, do some crunches and some scissor kicks Body shaved slick like an exquisite fish Drag your Lee Press-On Nails down my hairless chest Now, pull my sash, my body shakes like a leaf Revealing the cloth of my cheetah-print briefs And I love the way your high-cut thong make your butt long Now take 'em off, but you know what to leave on (ay) Silk robes and kimonos Silk robes and kimonos Peel off your pleated polos These athletic days, but oh, those Oakland nights Silk robes and kimonos I pound the taiko drum in your dojo Days in padded blazers, filing papers, no more It's time for Oakland nights Silk robes and kimonos Silk robes and kimonos I'm a pro when I bone, but I do it pro bono You work hard days, so you deserve the Oakland nights We're the Oakland Knights of the Round Table Plus, I'll take you out to pizza at the Round Table Pizza, my favorite pizzeria in Oakland But bring a change, 'cause you can't wear your silk robe in