Love

Remember when he used to get all mad

I'm not, why do you feel this way?

Mom used to call him gay boy all the time

Gay boy, that's what it was

Hi, we were just talking about you

Alright

Remember when we used to call you gay boy and you'd get all mad?

What's that?

We used to call you gay boy, remember?

You'd be fine and then we'd call you gay boy, you'd just freak out

We were calling you gay and you got so mad

You threw the hammer through the sliding glass door, you remember

I don't remember that

Yes, you do

We were calling you gay and you got so mad

Are you gay now?

I don't know

I don't know

We were trying to figure out why

She understood what it would take to allow this to grow

Black as my hand, you know

She would, uh, tell him what to do, you know

You should wear this today

It's not there or whatever, you know

And uh, she looks at, uh, looking after whatever, you know

Food and everything

You know they were very, very close together after

They'd be lost if I didn't look

May I turn this on?

Fire one

So what happened, in your opinion?

That's your first question? wow

No comment

Who told you that?

No, god dammit

I'm only fifty two

How about we start off with some stock dialogue

You know, favorite color

Blue

How do you feel about part one of your new film?

Why, how do you feel about part one of my new film?

Well, I'm honest, you know, just sayin'

Just say it

I thought aspects of it seamed slightly fake

I think you're a fake

I think you're a phony

How does that feel?

Tell me something, does this seem fake?

How dare you

Right off the bat

I like to apologize

Right, I'm gonna apologize

Now, what I need you to do is

I need you to come to my parents house with me, alright?

And pretend to be my wife

Acting, alright

But todays your big debut

Your big break, this is acting, alright

You're my wife

So that means you adore me, you love me, you cherish me

Jesus Christ, you can't live without me

And if you make a fool out of me

I swear to god, I'll kill you right there

Boom

And I'll tell you something else, if you make me look bad

I will never ever talk to you again

Ever

But if you do a good job, well

Then you can be my best friend

My best friend that I ever had, you hear me?

What's your name?