Twitchplayspokemon the Song

Today is the beginning of my new adventure I'm counting on YOUR help, Internet! I just wanna Be the very best Catching Pokemon is my quest I've got a twitch A constant reflex I'm searching for answers within my pokedex The huge web crowd builds my pokemon dream team Giving them freaky shitty names in live stream For the Helix Helix Helix, with my Pokemon We will maintain the anarchy For the Helix Helix Helix, I must carry on Up start down B, walking randomly For the Helix Helix Helix, I am going on We must discard democracy For the Helix Helix Helix, I am hangin' on Just 3 hours to cut down a tree I need a water pokemon to cross the sea! So i'll evolve my Eevvee intoooooo... Flareon He is the false prophet I spent one day To get a moonstone But I tossed it and now it's gone I was stuck in a mall From dawn to dusk And I realized that my god is a mollusk My little adventure became a slaughter Cause I don't know how to use a computer For the Helix Helix Helix, with my Pokemon We will maintain the anarchy For the Helix Helix Helix, I must carry on Up start down B, walking randomly For the Helix Helix Helix, I am going on We must discard democracy For the Helix Helix Helix, I am hangin' on Just 3 hours to cut down a tree I spent all my money in the safari zone And then you ask me to leave After only 5 minutes in?! Lift Key SS Ticket Silph Scope Lift Key SS Ticket Over and over All Hail the helix fossil DOWN Why do I keep on falling from that ledge all the time? NOT AGAIN!! For the Helix Helix Helix, with my Pokemon We will maintain the anarchy For the Helix Helix Helix, I must carry on Thank god I've got a legendary! For the Helix Helix Helix, with my Pokemon We are bored of the anarchy For the Helix Helix Helix, I am moving on Walking like shit makes me feel dizzy For the Helix Helix Helix, I am keeping on We must embrace democracy For the Helix Helix Helix, I am going down 3 DAMN hours to cut down a tree! I'm OK, prof Oak I'm just in a mansion, speaking with the walls After 255 hours without sleeping!! All Hail the Helix!!