Bettin' Man

If I was a race car driver Well, I'd be right behind her I'd be doing 90 in a 55 Trying to change her mind And if I was an airplane pilot I wouldn't be 35-thousand I'd be drawing "I'm sorry" in the blue sky Over isle 65 But if I was a bettin' man I'd say she's halfway to Birmingham On the phone with her mama n'em Cussing me to hell and back again I bet she's got a radio on Singing something 'bout movin' on I'd put a hundred on her never coming back again If I was a bettin' man If I was a radio DJ Well, I know the songs that I'd play They'd be about coming home and making up And falling back in love But if I was a bettin' man I'd say she's halfway to Birmingham On the phone with her mama n'em And cussing me to hell and back again I bet she's got a radio on Singing something 'bout movin' on I'd put a hundred on her never coming back again If I was a bettin' man If I was a bettin' man And if I was a bettin' man I wouldn't have folded them winning hands I wouldn't be sitting here drinkin' beer Waiting on a second chance If I was a bettin' man I'd say she's halfway to Birmingham On the phone with her mama n'em And cussing me to hell and back again I bet she's got a radio on Singing something 'bout movin' on I'd put a hundred on her never coming back again If I was a bettin' man I'd put a hundred her never coming back again If I was a bettin' man A bettin' man