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Two Young Hobbits
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Comedy
Two Young Hobbits was released on September 14, 2019 by 978967 Records DK as a part of the album Two Young Hobbits - Single
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Release DateSeptember 14, 2019
Label978967 Records DK
LanguageEnglish
Melodicness
Acousticness
Valence
Danceability
Energy
BPM90

Credits

COMPOSITION & LYRICS
LetsNotMedia
LetsNotMedia
Songwriter

Lyrics

(They're taking the hobbits to Isengard!)
The elves began it
Waking up the trees
Teaching them to speak...
Talking trees, hmph
What do trees have to talk about, hmm?
Except the consistency of squirrel droppings
They have feelings, my friend
Late is the hour which this conjurer chooses to appear
Lathspell, I name him
Ill news... is an ill guest
Be silent!
Keep your forked tongue behind your teeth
I have not passed through fire and death
To bandy crooked words from a witless worm
You are tracking the footsteps of two young hobbits
(They are taking the hobbits to Isengard!)
The White Wizard approaches
Tracking the footsteps of two young hobbits
(They are taking the hobbits to Isengard!)
Does that comfort you?
The fortress is taken. It is over
You said this fortress would never fall while your men defend it!
They still defend it!
They have died defending it!
What can men do against such reckless hate?
Ride out with me. Ride out and meet them
For death and glory
For Rohan
You are tracking the footsteps of two young hobbits
(They are taking the hobbits to Isengard!)
They are young, tender, nice...
(PO-TA-TOES!)
Tracking the footsteps of two young hobbits
(They're taking the hobbits to Isengard!)
Does that comfort to you?
There's only one way to eat a brace of coneys
Tracking the footsteps of two young hobbits
(They're taking the hobbits to Isengard!)
What's it doing? Stupid fat hobbit!
Tracking the footsteps of two young hobbits
(They're taking the hobbits to Isengard!)
What we need is a few good taters
Boil 'em, mash 'em, stick 'em in a stew
Master is my friend...
You don't have any friends
Nobody likes you
Not listening, not listening...
You're a liar...
A thief...
MURDERER!
You are tracking the footsteps of two young hobbits
(They are taking the hobbits to Isengard!)
(PO-TA-TOES!)
You are tracking the footsteps of two young hobbits
(They are taking the hobbits to Isengard!)
Does that comfort to you?
(There's only one way to eat a brace of coneys.)
Sneaky little hobbitses...
Stupid fat hobbit!
Sneaky little hobbitses...
(They're taking the hobbits to Isengard!)
Boil 'em, mash 'em, stick 'em in a stew
Written by: Lets Not Media
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