Jake from Statefarm

Alright, Jake; You've waited, I've waited, Everyone has waited for as long as we can remember, really. So, here we go. Uh, let's do this, Jake. Jake from Statefarm, yeah we know you work there. You were in the ad, yeah they showed it everywhere. You looked old, though, it might be a sign. It might be a sign that you'll work there in later time. You get a discount, well, you might need it. We're gonna blow your house down, say the wind did it. You still in there? You going down with it. Statefarm will give life insurance with it. You said I can't rap, well look at me go. I don't see you anywhere rapping though. It's probably 'cause you're white. And sure, I get it. But it might not be the case 'cause I think Eminem did it. Call me an idiot again, see what happens. I'll just do like you, cuss, make it a habit. Hopping around, call me a rabbit. Hop on you "Hey idiot, stop it!" Jake from Statefarm, red shirt and kakis. Walking around, teeth looking wacky. That's why he has braces. Ain't no explanation. You gon' beat us up, well, Jake, we all just waiting. Jake from Statefarm, red shirt and kakis. Walking around, teeth looking wacky. That's why he has braces. Ain't no explanation. You gon' beat us up, well, Jake, we all just waiting. Jake from Statefarm, red shirt and kakis. Jake from Statefarm, red shirt and kakis. Jake from Statefarm, red shirt and kakis. Jake from Statefarm, red shirt and kakis. Jake from Statefarm, red shirt and kakis. Jake from Statefarm, red shirt and kakis. Jake from Statefarm, red shirt and kakis. Jake from Statefarm, red shirt and kakis. If you want to comeback, go ahead try me. If you try to, you won't even get by me. Everytime you talk, I'm always thinking "Why me?" The place where you going ain't gonna be near me Or anyone else, 'cause I mean really. The next time you encounter someone and try to act tough They gonna jump you. So, so so so so... So if you want advise, take this from me. You can change your life, and I know Just trust me. For very stupid reasons, You're going back to reteach Cussing, blurting, I mean, really, stop it. You make people mad. So they just roast you. I'm one of those people. Put you on full blast in a toaster. Jake from Statefarm, red shirt and kakis. Jake from Statefarm, red shirt and kakis. Jake from Statefarm, red shirt and kakis. Jake from Statefarm, red shirt and kakis. Jake from Statefarm, red shirt and kakis. Jake from Statefarm, red shirt and kakis. Jake from Statefarm, red shirt and kakis. Jake from Statefarm, red shirt and kakis. Try to beat us up Jake. Really, I want you to. The point is, you can't.