Hockey Dad

Pam jumps off the roof Into a swimming pool As far as I'm concerned I'm john rambo until noon Yeah Punches up my jokes Backflips into bed As far as I'm concerned I'm indebted to her whim Lights up every room With radon and perfume Adorn with sleight of hand And the theme from xanadu My god Enough I was a hockey dad Crushed dreams and coors light I was a sycophant I was a concubine Once timeless in the 90s Now listless in a three-piece I was at center field Let's not get into that Pam claws at the door Here to take my job "Why don't you love me Enough to hit me? Why don't you love me Enough to sob?" Oh christ Enough I was a hockey dad Crushed dreams and coors light I was a diplomat I was a concubine Once timeless in the 90s Now listless in a three-piece I was at center field Let's not get into that I was at citi field Calling your father For money To grovel To comment To carpool To side-eye To sinew A coffin A climax A payment A reflex A toothache A defense A road rage A retake A reflex