Chill (feat. Carolyn Rodriguez Coy)

I met her at the laundry mat, I promise she was all of that

I was tryna look smart, readin' on the almanac

Really I was starin' at her, hopin' she would look back

But she never did, this was not your average hood rap

So I gotta make the first move which is no prob

Should I be honest and say I'm broke and have no job?

Of course not, I must let her know that I'm ballin bro

Guess I got my moms car, and I just washed that hoe

I don't want to play no games

It's always the same, just the faces change

Can't you see I need to heal

Maybe keep it real, maybe we can chill

Hey miss, I'm Los, would you like to dance please?

Need you in my arms so it feels like I can't breathe

I'm the ham and you the cheese, I'm the kite and you the breeze

If you needed legs, I would offer you the two of these

If you needed power I would vote for you for president

If you needed ears I would kill a damn elephant

If you needed trigger fingers, well I think I need those

'Cause I burry haters like some motherfuckin' free throws

She was just starin' at me so I knew I had her then

Looked at her watch it was 5 minutes after 10

Then she said don't you think it's a bit early

For the ten pounds of bullshit that you just served me?

You don't even know me and you wanna give me body parts

Then you wanna dance, yeah, tell me when the party starts

Her words stung like she slapped my face

But at least she wasn't reachin' for the can of mace

I don't want to play no games

It's always the same, just the faces change

Can't you see I need to heal

Maybe keep it real, maybe we can chill

I had to catch myself, and come back even harder

I'm wearin' new Jordans, and I'm fresh from the barber

So I know she notices, I ate got a frozen wrist

But I got a diet coke, and a bag of open chips

So I offer her a few, and she tells me no thanks

Every time she talks man deep inside my soul shakes

So I say baby, I will buy you what you desire

Then she say you got scooby draws tumblin' in the dryer

How is you a baller? I said well my uncle who owns this place

Then she said see that man sittin' with the stony face?

That's my father and he owns three wash-a-terrias

This is one of them, I said man you can't be serious

Dang, I apologize, I'm crazy embarrassed

I was thinkin' honeymoons and vacations in Paris

But how in the hell could I ever be a husband

When you just let me know that I'm your first cousin?

I don't want to play no games

It's always the same, just the faces change

Can't you see I need to heal

Maybe keep it real, maybe we can chill