Attention all passengers
The captain has turned on the fasten seatbelt sign
We are now crossing a zone of turbulence
As we depart from the constellation of Libra
And shortly enter the constellation Scorpius
During this transformative portion of our journey
We ask that you please remain seated
As you may experience temporary loss of balance
Indecisiveness, and a slight wave of narcissism
While we are passing through this constellation, please do not be alarmed
Intense feelings of passion, desire and savagery are likely to occur
Thank you
