Summon all the servants for a sit-down with their Swami
I'll teach the recipe to make Mighty Methuselah's salami
Just grind up all the poor, That's what the biomass is for...
Mr. Methuselah Salami!
Mighty Methuselah! Me, myself, and I!
I will not be shaken 'cause I can never die!
Gather all the children and I'll tell them each a story
About the way they're 'sposed to carry out the swami's glory
It's a statue forty thousand feet
All wrapped in skin and made of meat
Mr. Methuselah's Salami incorporated L.L.C
