Bar Round Here

Yeah, there it is

Hey

Well, I sure am thirsty

This week sure kicked my ass

Lord, have mercy, I'd like to fix it fast

You see I got a little workweek pay in my pocket

I'm looking for a little dive hole to rock in

Now, I see a church for prayin', hittin' them knees

A Goodwill store and an Applebees

But is there a bar 'round here?

With a jukebox, neon pull-string sign

That says "Ice-Cold Beer"?

Is there a wet-your-whistle, tie-one-on honky tonk near?

Well, I know it's noon, but I'm feeling 5 o'clock weird

So is there a bar 'round here?

I need a dark corner booth to ice my caboose

Under an eight point buck with beads on a moose

A friendly bartender that pours 'em tall

And a real big bouncer to catch me when I fall

Now, I see a library, well, maybe they got a map

That could lead me to place kinda like that

So is there a bar 'round here?

With a jukebox, neon pull-string sign

That says "Ice-Cold Beer"?

Is there a wet-your-whistle, tie-one-on honky tonk near?

Well, I, I know it's noon, but I'm feeling 5 o'clock weird

So is there a bar 'round here?

Yeah, I need a drink

Yeah, is there a bar 'round here?

With a jukebox, neon pull-string sign

That says "Ice-Cold Beer"?

Is there a wet-your-whistle, tie-one-on honky tonk near?

Shit, I know it's noon, but I'm feeling 5 o'clock weird

So is there a bar 'round here?

Just point me in the right direction

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