You Ain't Much Fun

I used to come home late and not a minute too soon Barking like a dog, howling at the moon You'd be mad as an ol' red hen Up all night wonderin' where I been I'd fall down and say, "Come help me, honey" You laughed out loud, I guess you thought it was funny But I sobered up, and I got to thinkin' "Girl, you ain't much fun since I quit drinkin'" Now, I'm paintin' the house and I'm mendin' the fence I guess I gone out and lost all my good sense Too much work is hard for your health I could've died drinkin', now I'm killing myself And now feedin' the dog, sackin' the trash It's, "Honey, do this, honey, do that" I sobered up, and I got to thinkin' "Girl, you ain't much fun since I quit drinkin'" Now, I'm fixin' the sink and I'm mowin' the grass You made me a list and I'm bustin' my wheel All broke down, tail's been draggin' It's a rough ol' life up here on the wagon Now I'm feedin' the dog, sackin' the trash It's, "Honey, do this, honey, do that" I sobered up, and I got to thinkin' "Girl, you ain't much fun since I quit drinkin'" Yeah, I sobered up, and I got to thinkin' "Girl, you ain't much fun since I quit drinkin'"