I take her down to the aquarium, she says, "Shark"
I take her to the planetarium, she says, "Dark"
I take her to the seaside where she likes to spin and twirl
And she says sure 'n' cool 'n' yeah
She's my monosyllabic girl
I take her to the university, she says, "Huh"
I take her to our anniversary, she says, "One"
I take her to jewelry store, I say, "Diamonds", she says, "Pearl"
Oh, everyone knows I'm in love with a monosyllabic girl
Oh, everyone knows I'm in love with a monosyllabic girl
