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2018
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Comedy
2018 was released on January 1, 2019 by Gimme Sauce Records as a part of the album 2018 - Single
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Release DateJanuary 1, 2019
LabelGimme Sauce Records
Melodicness
Acousticness
Valence
Danceability
Energy

Music Video

Music Video

Credits

COMPOSITION & LYRICS
Ryan Pressman
Ryan Pressman
Songwriter

Lyrics

2018 is gonna be the year
That Steve's loneliness is gonna disappear
So, all you ladies better listen up now, lend me your ears
'Cause the time to swipe that v card is here
Oh now, he ain't just in it for the physical part
The main organ he wants you to touch is his heart
His intentions have always been pure from the start
Which is why his loneliness is 'bout to depart
But all these dating applications
Yield no physical relations
It's a sticky situation
If you get the implication
2018 is gonna be the year
That Steve's loneliness is gonna disappear
So, all you ladies better listen up now, lend me your ears
'Cause the time to swipe that v card is here
Oh Lord, oh lord
Help Steve make a human Megazord
Oh now, he's got to gain some traction
And, by that, I mean getting action
Yeah, that sweet, sweet satisfaction
Looking for genuine attraction
He's dealing with some real frustration
And unrealistic expectations
But there's no more time for waiting
'Cause it's time for fornicating
I won't let him turn to prostitution
Though, it's a fine institution
It is not a real solution
Just a romance substitution
2018 is gonna be the year
That Steve's loneliness is gonna disappear
Oh 2018, yeah mama
Oh, don't you know there's gonna be no melodrama
'Cause he's gonna get it on
Oh yeah, he's gonna all night long, yeah
Oh, yeah yeah, 2018, this is the ad-lib scene, baby
Oh yeah, gonna ad-lib all night
That's the way Steve's gonna do it to you tonight, oh honey
Oh, and it's gonna be an orgasmic barrage
When you give him that prostate massage
Oh yeah, don't you know what I mean here in 2018, baby?
Written by: Ryan Pressman
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