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Real Old
Comedy
Real Old was released on January 24, 2020 by Virtual Comedy Network, LLC as a part of the album Live with a Manhattan
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Release DateJanuary 24, 2020
LabelVirtual Comedy Network, LLC
LanguageEnglish
Melodicness
Acousticness
Valence
Danceability
Energy
BPM

Credits

PERFORMING ARTISTS
Don Gavin
Don Gavin
Spoken Word
COMPOSITION & LYRICS
Don Gavin
Don Gavin
Songwriter
PRODUCTION & ENGINEERING
Jim Serpico
Jim Serpico
Producer

Lyrics

It's tough to get old. I mean there's old, there's old, and there's old and then there's really goddamn old, you know. And uh, you know what I was thinking about real old. Old, real old is when you have food on your face and you're not aware of the food is there. That's, and I'm not talking about mustard, I'm talking about a pickle, a pickle. I'm not talking about a slice of a pickle. I'm talking about whole God damn pickle and just get that off, but, that's old. That's all I went to see my mom and dad, my mom and dad getting up there in age, you know, and it's natural. As you get older you tend to shrink in life. I mean it's just a natural thing. You get a little smaller. My mom now, she's about the size of a Hummel and I had her up on the shelf. We had a pretty good talk, and uh, my dad said certain expressions don't make any sense anymore. Like he used to use like getting lucky to him now is when he can find his car keys in less than an hour, all nighters is when he doesn't have to get up to take a piss.
They said the other night I actually, my mother yelled, yelled down, Tom come upstairs and make love to me. He said one of the other, ah some problems there with stamina apparently. Okay. Ah, what I mentioned the falling apart thing. Uh, it is true, uh, I dunno so many, so many difficulties as as you grow older, you know, and I was talking about the good things and the bad things. It's tough to remember the good things, the bad things that just very vibrant but uh, to travel and stuff. Uh, uh, here when I come to come, come up to Maine, uh, I just love the place. Although I can't find any place to get lobster, that's maybe my problem. And uh, I was thinking about lobster, what a weird food. Now you guys you live here, now lobster, be honest. Lobster is a weird food. Now other parts of the world, I mean people from the Midwest you ever visitors, and honestly, when the, the lobster you confront them with lobster, they haven't got a clue what to do. And it's a lot of fun. Cause if the nice people, you show them how to crack the claws, how to extract the meat. If they're not nice people, you screw with them. Yeah, eat the brown and the green. That's the good part.
Yeah. Yeah, gimme the ass. Nobody eats the ass. Now put the antennas in your ears and go ah, ah, ah, ah.
Written by: Don Gavin
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