Just the Way It Is

Sell coke, walk with a cane

Felt the green Porsche in the rain

Catch me at the mall with your dame

But nah, I ain't buying shit, she's drinking

Five pairs of all white Airs and some Scottie Pippen's

Bitches be basic and they ain't shit

At least I'm famous and I ain't shit

Well, my mother loves me, I'm a baby

We still drive each other crazy

Now my man needs a liver, bought it off eBay

He started snorting Pepsi, now he's got a fiend's face

I pre-game before the pre-game

I let my chicken go, give her free range

This is Jericho, no Jerry curl

Put the petal to the metal, make the Chevy twirl

Peace to my man Sean Astin

I put 100K on Army versus Ball State

Why you gotta be like that? That's just the way it is

You gotta raise your kids

I just wanna be a normal person

But I'm special and I understand

That you wanna see me rap and do the running man

But why you gotta be like that? That's the just the way it is

Why you gotta be like that? That's just the way it is

Ayo, why you gotta be like that? That's just the way it is

And you wonder why my mind is filled with crazy shit

I fucked three bitches, one day

I'm disgusting but I'm honest

Tootsum, baby clear your sinus

I had to take a shit inside the diner

So I pulled the Rover over

Lead the shoulder like Israeli soldiers

Catch me butt-naked in a green Buick

Huey Lewis in the news drinking 22's

Thinking back when I was 22

And I didn't have to stunt and do

Light skin, dark skin, new skin, bitch I'm running through

Then eat the honeydew, I'm running with the money crew

Five closets full of running shoes and I ain't running dude

My girl jealous because she knows that I'm in love with you

My name LeBronson, not Guy Fieri

You get robbed for your cheddy

Whisper instructions to my consigliere

Big shorty like a yeti

Fuck the world tatted on the back

Yo, why you gotta be like that? That's just the way it is

You gotta raise your kids

I just wanna be a normal person

But I'm special and I understand

That you wanna see me rap and do the running man

But why you gotta be like that? That's just the way it is

Why you gotta be like that? That's just the way it is

Ayo, why you gotta be like that? That's just the way it is

And you wonder why my mind is filled with crazy shit