134340 Pluto

My name was Pluto As a planet, I was known What did I do to anger the unified IAU? Am I real or someone else's dream? Flying eccentric circles 'til I scream I've only gotten here Icy coats tell me to disappear My name was Pluto Shy of one third of my years Given a pseudonym, swinging with the spheres What did I do? My planetary dreams have fallen through Am I real or someone else's dream? Flying eccentric circles 'til I scream I've only gotten here Just because ecliptic's nowhere near Enough of my chagrin Designated dwarf as if I've been An errant asteroid I'll just see myself out to the void It's just as I have feared, I've never felt There are no bullies here, the Kuiper Belt Wait, Haumea, Makemake I'm coming, those of us un-seen I will be missed, betrayer of your own kind Eris Am I real or someone else's dream? Flying eccentric circles 'til I scream I've only gotten here Just because ecliptic's nowhere near Enough of my chagrin Designated dwarf as if I've been An errant asteroid I'll just see myself out to the void